Post by xXKat'sChemicalRomanceXx on Oct 19, 2007 20:45:06 GMT -5
for some reason, the stupid thingy didn't show up in one part... I dunno... It's still funny though...-
Once upon a time, there was a horny knight named Gerard, who, by his valiant randomness, saved the kingdom from the pretty dragon and killed the princess in the nick of time. He rode his smart chicken from the hidious tundra upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was stressed and did not stop for fear the dragon would kill them all.
By and by, he came to a giant potato which blocked his path. He stopped and #m #n to himself. Then, summoning his #o #p, he #q the #l out of his way and sniffed gracefuly to himself. Then, summoning his tiny pain, he climbed the potato out of his way and continued onward.
At last, he reached the pretend hut of the gorgeous dragon. The dragon flirted at his approach. They fought brilliantly. The battle was obese and skinny, raging a whole millenium, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the eyelash and ate him in the arm pit. The princess was grateful, and the knight smashed her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly juggled, and they lived clumsily ever after.
Once upon a time, there was a horny knight named Gerard, who, by his valiant randomness, saved the kingdom from the pretty dragon and killed the princess in the nick of time. He rode his smart chicken from the hidious tundra upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was stressed and did not stop for fear the dragon would kill them all.
By and by, he came to a giant potato which blocked his path. He stopped and #m #n to himself. Then, summoning his #o #p, he #q the #l out of his way and sniffed gracefuly to himself. Then, summoning his tiny pain, he climbed the potato out of his way and continued onward.
At last, he reached the pretend hut of the gorgeous dragon. The dragon flirted at his approach. They fought brilliantly. The battle was obese and skinny, raging a whole millenium, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the eyelash and ate him in the arm pit. The princess was grateful, and the knight smashed her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly juggled, and they lived clumsily ever after.
;D