Post by NINA. on Nov 11, 2007 15:30:13 GMT -5
Woo! My first fanfic, and me being well... me... it will be extremely random... but rad. ;D
-=Chapter One=-
The song, "Give 'Em Hell Kid" started blasting on the alarm clock that stood next to Joe Jini Gringo. This had just woken him up from a long night of partying and drinking. He was hanging with his best bud, Timothy Rodriguez at a bar where they had a little to many drinks. Tim was the DJ that night, so of course he was drained in the morning. Tim called Joe Jini at 9:00 AM.
Tim: "Hey man, crazy night aye? Did you make it home ok?
"
Joe Jini: "Yea budday, I'm still a little well woozy. I might sleep all day. Skip work, and eat some major buckets of ice cream. Ya know, ya know! ;D"
Tim: "Alright then, see ya later. I have a date."
Tim had hung up the phone, leaving Joe Jini in a questionable mood. Joe aimlessly roamed the kitchen and called in sick. He was the president of his major toilet paper company, The Gringo Super Duty Toilet Co.
Next, Joe Jini yawned and entered the bathroom. He started to comb his sleek black hair when he screeched, "IS THAT A... A... GREY HAIR? NO! NO, IT CAN'T BE!"
He surged out of the bathroom and started running around the house. "NO! MY YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL DAYS... ARE... OVER. I'M NOW AN OLD, OLD MAN. WITH GREY HAIR, EVERYONE AT WORK IS GOING TO NOTICE."
Then, the phone rang, almost giving Joe Jini another panic attack.
"OH BOY IT'S TIM I BET. I CAN'T TELL HIM I GOT A GREY HAIR. HE'S GOING TO RIDICULE ME FOR LIFE."
Joe Jini ran to the phone and picked it up.
Rod: "Hey it's Rod. You know, the one you hung out with at the bar last night. Hey!"
Joe Jini: "Well hello. Um... what on earth do you want?"
Rod: "Well I just wanted you to know that, everyone knows about your grey hair. We all saw it yesterday, and people started to make comments. Sooo, I left you some "Just For Men" hair dye outside of your door."
Joe Jini: "WHAT? NO, YOU ARE ALL BEING FOOLISH, MY HAIR IS STILL GREAT, AND YOUNG... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE... STUPID... R...ROD... RODENT!"
Joe Jini then hung up the phone and started to panic a lot more.
He ran out the door to find the hair dye lying on the stone path.
"Hmm... I could use this... let me go try this... SO MY GREY HAIR DAYS ARE OVER. OVER!!!"
He jolted in the bathroom for the second time, he looked in the mirror still thinking if he should give the hair dye a try. When he was done, his hair was sleek, and... without grey. BUT THEN... IT STARTED TO FALL OUT. AND IN A MATTER OF 30 MINUTES HE WAS BALD.
"OOH NO, ROD, ROD YOU WILL PAY... I'M GOING TO... GRR... NOW I LOOK 40... I'M... BALD!!! AHH..."
He then started to jump around, he kept feeling his head, and he almost had a heart attack.
"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!"
Then... before he knew... RAY TORO was outside his home, delivering the paper. He ran outside, "TORO MAN! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEING A PAPER MAN?"
Ray: "Oh, I was just bored... and thought I could deliver papers. Is that a problem?"
Joe Jini: "No, no, no, YOU RULE! CAN I GET GUITAR... LESSONS?"
Ray: "Psshh no! *laughs* YOU'RE A BALD MAN!"
Joe Jini stood there in disbelief. He started to tear up. And he burried his head in his sleeve, sniffling and crying. "THAT WRETCHED OLE ROD, WILL PAY. FOR NOW MY HAIR IS GONE, BUT SO ISN'T MY DIGNITY"
There, he went back in the kitchen, and got loads of ice cream for comfort. He dug through the cupboards, and found a bag of Fig Newtons. "The figs, they will make me feel better."
He then sat down, watched some FUSE and sobbed the loss of his irresistible hair.
-==-
It's short I know. WOO! Heh, lets hope I feel like making a Chapter Two. XD
-=Chapter One=-
The song, "Give 'Em Hell Kid" started blasting on the alarm clock that stood next to Joe Jini Gringo. This had just woken him up from a long night of partying and drinking. He was hanging with his best bud, Timothy Rodriguez at a bar where they had a little to many drinks. Tim was the DJ that night, so of course he was drained in the morning. Tim called Joe Jini at 9:00 AM.
Tim: "Hey man, crazy night aye? Did you make it home ok?
"Joe Jini: "Yea budday, I'm still a little well woozy. I might sleep all day. Skip work, and eat some major buckets of ice cream. Ya know, ya know! ;D"
Tim: "Alright then, see ya later. I have a date."
Tim had hung up the phone, leaving Joe Jini in a questionable mood. Joe aimlessly roamed the kitchen and called in sick. He was the president of his major toilet paper company, The Gringo Super Duty Toilet Co.
Next, Joe Jini yawned and entered the bathroom. He started to comb his sleek black hair when he screeched, "IS THAT A... A... GREY HAIR? NO! NO, IT CAN'T BE!"He surged out of the bathroom and started running around the house. "NO! MY YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL DAYS... ARE... OVER. I'M NOW AN OLD, OLD MAN. WITH GREY HAIR, EVERYONE AT WORK IS GOING TO NOTICE."
Then, the phone rang, almost giving Joe Jini another panic attack.
"OH BOY IT'S TIM I BET. I CAN'T TELL HIM I GOT A GREY HAIR. HE'S GOING TO RIDICULE ME FOR LIFE."
Joe Jini ran to the phone and picked it up.
Rod: "Hey it's Rod. You know, the one you hung out with at the bar last night. Hey!"
Joe Jini: "Well hello. Um... what on earth do you want?"
Rod: "Well I just wanted you to know that, everyone knows about your grey hair. We all saw it yesterday, and people started to make comments. Sooo, I left you some "Just For Men" hair dye outside of your door."
Joe Jini: "WHAT? NO, YOU ARE ALL BEING FOOLISH, MY HAIR IS STILL GREAT, AND YOUNG... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE... STUPID... R...ROD... RODENT!"
Joe Jini then hung up the phone and started to panic a lot more.
He ran out the door to find the hair dye lying on the stone path.
"Hmm... I could use this... let me go try this... SO MY GREY HAIR DAYS ARE OVER. OVER!!!"
He jolted in the bathroom for the second time, he looked in the mirror still thinking if he should give the hair dye a try. When he was done, his hair was sleek, and... without grey. BUT THEN... IT STARTED TO FALL OUT. AND IN A MATTER OF 30 MINUTES HE WAS BALD.
"OOH NO, ROD, ROD YOU WILL PAY... I'M GOING TO... GRR... NOW I LOOK 40... I'M... BALD!!! AHH..."
He then started to jump around, he kept feeling his head, and he almost had a heart attack.
"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!"
Then... before he knew... RAY TORO was outside his home, delivering the paper. He ran outside, "TORO MAN! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEING A PAPER MAN?"
Ray: "Oh, I was just bored... and thought I could deliver papers. Is that a problem?"
Joe Jini: "No, no, no, YOU RULE! CAN I GET GUITAR... LESSONS?"
Ray: "Psshh no! *laughs* YOU'RE A BALD MAN!"
Joe Jini stood there in disbelief. He started to tear up. And he burried his head in his sleeve, sniffling and crying. "THAT WRETCHED OLE ROD, WILL PAY. FOR NOW MY HAIR IS GONE, BUT SO ISN'T MY DIGNITY"
There, he went back in the kitchen, and got loads of ice cream for comfort. He dug through the cupboards, and found a bag of Fig Newtons. "The figs, they will make me feel better."
He then sat down, watched some FUSE and sobbed the loss of his irresistible hair.
-==-
It's short I know.
WOO! Heh, lets hope I feel like making a Chapter Two. XD
;D