Post by saraH. STARSHIP on Jul 27, 2007 3:55:13 GMT -5
okay i know it's like 1 am and i'm really tried but i had to post this as soon as i could!
what a jerk... i was on wikapedia reading gee quotes and i found this!!!!
"That’s for me, it’s our friendship ring!"
* When an MTV2 interviewer asked about the ring on Gerard Way's finger
i can't belive he wouldn't say the truth
okay more
# Interviewer: So what do you guys do on the road?
# Gerard: we cut out pictures of nicole richie and glue them on our private parts and take myspace pics
# Gerard: well theres not much more to do when you're stuck in a tour bus full of guys.
# Mikey: sometimes we all go in the bathroom and lean in near the toilet and see who's dick touches the water first.
# Frank: i always win.
# Ray: no you don't i do, you fucking cuntface.
# Frank: {gets up and directs a fart towards ray's face.]
# Gerard: [laughs] that was sick dude.
# Bob: do any of you guys have some bengay?
# Patient: yeah i do.
# Interviewer: why do you need bengay, bob?
# Frank: he's got dinky dick syndrome and he thinks bengay helps it grow.
# Gerard: {laughs]
# Ray: hahaa he sold out on you man.
# Frank: now all of america is going to read this interview and think we're a bunch of crack heads.
# Gerard: so?
# Frank: i guess we are a bunch of crackheads.
ewwwwwwww!
* Gerard: Frankie do you have any blow?
* Frank: nah man go get your own.
* Gerard: wait, what did i say? no, i meant can you give me a blow.
* Frank: oh sure man. we'll just sneak into the corner for a quickie.
* Gerard: right on.
* Frank: well come on.
* Mikey: someone get me a fucking carrot.
HEAVEN HELP US... i don't know if i can read anymore!
* Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
* Frank: Mikey.
* And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
* Mikey: That would be me.
* Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
* Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
* Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
* Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
* Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
* Frank: Oh god!
* Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
* Mikey: I did that one time...
* Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
* Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
okay not so bad
I don't know how much of it is being in a touring band or how much of it is other things. You know, it's easy to always chalk it up to being in a touring band, but it's hard to say. It's just that things, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't work. You just roll with it.
Frank "FUCK! I forgot to get hand sanitizer." Gerard: "(putting on makeup) fuck youuuu."
hehehe this made my night now i can sleep!
"I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
TEHE i love it!
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
OKAY THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Gerard: "I like Starbucks. I know people are going to hate me for saying it-" Frank: "No man, you can't." Gerard: "But...it's so damn good
DUH FRANKIE
but i still love you!
what a jerk... i was on wikapedia reading gee quotes and i found this!!!!
"That’s for me, it’s our friendship ring!"
* When an MTV2 interviewer asked about the ring on Gerard Way's finger
i can't belive he wouldn't say the truth
okay more
# Interviewer: So what do you guys do on the road?
# Gerard: we cut out pictures of nicole richie and glue them on our private parts and take myspace pics
# Gerard: well theres not much more to do when you're stuck in a tour bus full of guys.
# Mikey: sometimes we all go in the bathroom and lean in near the toilet and see who's dick touches the water first.
# Frank: i always win.
# Ray: no you don't i do, you fucking cuntface.
# Frank: {gets up and directs a fart towards ray's face.]
# Gerard: [laughs] that was sick dude.
# Bob: do any of you guys have some bengay?
# Patient: yeah i do.
# Interviewer: why do you need bengay, bob?
# Frank: he's got dinky dick syndrome and he thinks bengay helps it grow.
# Gerard: {laughs]
# Ray: hahaa he sold out on you man.
# Frank: now all of america is going to read this interview and think we're a bunch of crack heads.
# Gerard: so?
# Frank: i guess we are a bunch of crackheads.
ewwwwwwww!
* Gerard: Frankie do you have any blow?
* Frank: nah man go get your own.
* Gerard: wait, what did i say? no, i meant can you give me a blow.
* Frank: oh sure man. we'll just sneak into the corner for a quickie.
* Gerard: right on.
* Frank: well come on.
* Mikey: someone get me a fucking carrot.
HEAVEN HELP US... i don't know if i can read anymore!
* Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
* Frank: Mikey.
* And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
* Mikey: That would be me.
* Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
* Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
* Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
* Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
* Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
* Frank: Oh god!
* Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
* Mikey: I did that one time...
* Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
* Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
okay not so bad
I don't know how much of it is being in a touring band or how much of it is other things. You know, it's easy to always chalk it up to being in a touring band, but it's hard to say. It's just that things, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't work. You just roll with it.
Frank "FUCK! I forgot to get hand sanitizer." Gerard: "(putting on makeup) fuck youuuu."
hehehe this made my night now i can sleep!
"I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
TEHE i love it!
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
OKAY THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Gerard: "I like Starbucks. I know people are going to hate me for saying it-" Frank: "No man, you can't." Gerard: "But...it's so damn good
DUH FRANKIE
but i still love you!
she weighs less then me and she' preggies!!!! isn't that impossible? she even said she doesn't know who the father is 
