Ergomonkeysfromspace..XD A random Story.

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Okay so for some back ground......This story is like a small branch of many stories like it that I have co-written with one of my best friends..my friend Terry(who is a guy) wrote three survivor stories with me based on MCR,Viva La Bam,and The Used. Now in the second survivor(i think) we made it so Frank was god and Bob was the Devil.(yeah ironic i know). Pancakes is a term known as...burying someone necked in the sand with syrup....don't ask.So uh thats the back ground.....plus Cristina Scabbia(is the girl in my icon) is in the story so is Halle Berry,Batman,Robin Hood(also known as Robin of Loxely) Will Turner and Jack Sparrow. So uh Enjoy!(P.s.My name is Liz my friend that wrote this story with me is named Kaylee)also Terry has been known to be called Bobs son so..yeah.

-MCR and Ronald McDonald randomly walk into Payless shoe store-
Gerard: okay,so uh we are only here for...
Ray: I SEE STILETTOS!
Gerard: NO!NO HIGH HEELS!
Bob: And the difference are?
Gerard: -clears throat- as I was saying we are only here for Frank since he lost his shoes to an angry mob...
Mikey: And because he's extremely short.
Frank: Ok Mikey just because you got the tall genes doesn't mean that you have to pick on Gerard. -he wags a finger at him-
-They all stare at him-
Ray: Frank we are sorry you are deeply disturbed
-Gerard clears his throat again.-
Ray: -rolls eyes- Besides Gerard.
Gerard: OKAY ENOUGH!
-thunder echos-
Gerard: anyways Bob besides that one line you've been offaly quite..
Bob: can't help it that clown over there is fuckin' scary -points at Ronald McDonald-
-all look-
Mikey: riiiiggghhhhhtt...how do we end up in situations like these again?
Gerard: -points at sky- because of them...
Ray: who?I don't see anybody
Frank: ohhh Kaylee and Liz?They are cool they took me to starbucks one time and we....-all stare,shuts-up-
Gerard:Hey shouldn't The Used and Jared Leto and Cristina be here...they are always here.
Bob:And where is my son at?Along with the damn gnome..and why the fuck is the G silent they should just spell it N.O.M.E
Ray: not to mention the random guy,Bam,Vito,Rob Zombie and Ryan with his pirate friend..
- they all shrug there shoulders-
Mikey: We could live without Vito.
-They all nodded-

[Audrey.]

Ahahha, rofl!

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Thanks I have a lot more still on my word processor....I might post the Survivors if people really like this one.

[Audrey.]

I love this one .

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Ronald McDonald:I'M RONALDO LET ME CUT YOUR HAIR
-store shuts down and lights go off-
-doors are locked..except for the conjoining door from Payless and Gap-
Frank: THAT IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN
Ray: STILETTOS!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs to high heel section-
Bob: if you need me,I'll be in the converse section -walks off-
Mikey: oooh I see CLEARANCE! -walks over to GAP-
Gerard: the store shuts down yet he still wants to look in the clearance section...it's not like we could just grab what we want.
Frank: -nods- FANNY PACK! -runs off to section,yells- LOOK GERARD THEY HOLD EVERYTHING AND THEY EVEN...OH MY..er..ME! THE COME IN PINK TOO..-shrieks-
Gerard: er...right.
-Evil laughter comes from the speaker White and Nerdy starts to play-
The Voice: HAHAHAH I HAVE YOU ALL IN MY CLUTCHES
-Mikey: -rolls eyes- We know its you Quinton now chill.
Quinn: DON'T SAY ME REAL NAME MICHEAL!
Frank: QUINN!!!!
Bob: oh brother......here it goes
Frank: LOOK FANNY PACKS QUINN!!!FANNY PACKS!
Gerard: and again I ask...how is he god?
-a little girl shrieks all of them run to see Ray getting humped by Bert-
Bob: OMG TISNF
Gerard: too much t.v. for you dear boy.
Frank: gellin like a fellin
Bob: IDK MY BFF JILL
Ray: uh...hello......people...i have a crisis HERE.
Mikey: -still looking through clearance- Wow you couldn't find this stuff anywhere else.

[Audrey.]

Ahaahha rofl!

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XD...glad you like it i'll post more once i get more comments...if i do...lol

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(posting the rest anyways)

Frank: No you don't...Bob just got his phone taken away!Ray how could you be so selfish? Ronald will hump you later instead of Bert. Gosh,lucky, lucky,lucky.
-Gerard steps away from Frank, as Bob gets Bert off of Ray while Quinn comes out from the pantry..closet whatever-
Bert: oh that was yooouuuuu Ray...I thought you were a woman...Stellitos are comfy aren't they?
-Ray looks at Bert in horror and takes off the Stilettos quickly and hand them to Gerard-
Ray: YOU MADE PANCAKES WITH HIM NOT ME
Gerard: -stares at shoes- not my color. -frowns-
Frank: Well this fanny pack is your color
Bob: shut the hell up will you.Fanny Pack this Fanny Pack that.SHUT UP! -storms off to Converse Isle-
Mikey: Wow this is just so amazing these shoes would cost 10 dollars more at the mall wow.
Frank: OH NOW DEVIL YOU ARE GOING DOWN MY ANGELS WILL KICK YOU ASS RIGHT LIZ RIGHT KAYLEE!!! -does gangster move-
Liz: Uhh.....well we just watch and make sure you guys don't do anything bad
Bert: You let us make pancakes
Kaylee: Shut up Robert
Gerard:She called you Robert
-Quinn starts playing Girlfriend by Avril Lavgine-
-Mikey starts to do the dance from the music video Bob starts to dance also-
Ray: -shuts off the music...also cutting off the power- uh whoops.
Gerard: you know...I'm hungry...
Bob: -from the converse isle- we could always eat the clown
Ronald: WE LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE
Frank: yeah not big on cannabalism....
Gerard: didn't you used to work for him?
Frank: whats your point?
Ray: -bursts into laughter- You!?YOU! HAHAHA
Mikey: He has been a lot of things before us
Bob: -pulls out cardboard box ironically shaped as a drive thru window- HI I'M FRANK IERO,WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S! HOW MAY I HELP YOU!?
Gerard: I would like to make fun of you....
Frank: thank-you Mikey...I shall make sure you survive the nuclear holocaust.
Bob: WHAT ARE YOU PLANING TO DO! I RULE GERMANY! IERO ARE YOU AGAINST MY DECISIONS! -Bob gets into uniform-
Bert: I like a guy in uniform
Frank: er...LIZ!KAYLEE!!HELP!
Liz: alright alright

[Audrey.]

Ahahaha, roflllll